No. Stop. I can't take it!!!

Between these boots and the zebra jumpsuit, it's as if the very gods of rock and roll themselves are bootie calling me to start a KISS style girl band.

And I thought the burning bush was crazy.

Lord Help Me

to not buy this!

Why am I so attracted to it? Is it the sheer audacity of it's ugliness?

Woudn't it be the perfect hostess dress? The minute someone walked into my house they'd take one look at me and my outfit would scream "PAR-TAY!" right in their face!